Funny About Me Quotes

I am the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Funny about me quotes I am the combined effort of everyone Ive known. Only I can change my life. Dont get stuck with your pain.

Glance at me laugh at me talk to me. The first time I see a jogger smiling Ill consider it. Go to table of contents.

Going on a date is pretty hilarious when you think about it. Dont get sunk in past. Wisdom comes from experience.

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Ad Extensive Motor Insurance Policy. Use these funny quotes as way to cheer somebody up and inspire them.

Me Quotes - BrainyQuote. Best quotes about funny and Sayings Your secrets are safe with me I wasnt even listening. Its funny how good memories can make you cry its funny how forever never seems to last its funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past its funny how friends can just leave when youre down its funny how when you need someone they never are around its funny how people change and think theyre so much better its funny.