Funny Quotes About Germany

We rarely think of what we have but always what we lack.

Funny quotes about germany Because deep down they are really nice. I was born in Milwaukee Wisconsin on June 15 1916. Wir denken selten an das was wir haben aber immer an das was uns fehlt Arthur Schopenhauer German philosopher.

Kein Schwein war da. Axis Powers Germany Germany. A Collection of short funny German-related jokes.

Here are some of their best thoughts. Translating as Thats the heart of the matter it may sound funny to us but in German its a useful sentence to show that you really know what the situation is about. Das Spiel dauert 90 Minuten Sepp Herberger The ball is.

To keep things light weve included a few bloopers and stylistic howlers in our list of the best German quotes and sayings. Im in North Africa right now and I cant tie my shoe laces-Italy Hetalia. A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York and orders a beer.

My father an electrical engineer had come to the United States in 1903 after earning his engineering diploma at the Technische Hochschule of Darmstadt Germany. What do you call a Blind German. They dont serve BEER here you moron to which the German replied in astonishment You mean youre here for the food Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground.

Der Ball ist rund. Whats a Germans favorite number. Discover and share Funny Quotes In English German.