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Happy birthday quotes funny Happy Birthday Funny Wishes Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday. Thats why we put together this list of the funniest quotes about growing older getting fatter and closing in on death. Do not think that you will be one more year old.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year so now Im returning the favor. Funny Happy Birthday Quotes Group 1 A funhouse mirror is not a good birthday gift for the missus. Cool and Crazy Collection of Funny Birthday Messages.

I know youre old. I hope you dont mind that I bought you a cake to give to your mom congratulating your mom for going thru labor and giving birth to you. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday.

And to you a very happy birthday. Because with the increase of its number people find breathing harder. Funny Happy Birthday Quotes.

Do not think about the worst. The good news is that they arent teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. People often compare birthdays with boogers.

The pyramids wouldnt have been built without you. Funny Happy Birthday Quotes and Sayings 7 There are more than ten million birthdays on this planet. Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old.