New Year Quotes Funny

May you learn how to use your brain better than never in the upcoming year.

New year quotes funny _have you heard of the man who used a clock to assault a dozen individuals on the New Years Eve. Let it go for it was imperfect and thank God that it can go G. _We shall feel no pain on the New Years Eve except for the champagne.

Funny New Year Messages May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions. Where auld acquaintance be forgotUnless of course those tests come back positive. Say Happy New Year with funny quotes.

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The Funniest New Year Messages. The last day of December is bittersweet. The humorous quotes below though will help you start the New Year smiling.

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Mark Twain New Years is a harmless annual institution of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. January brings new hopes so everyone should begin the year with a smile on the face. I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch.