Sarcastic Quotes About Life

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Sarcastic quotes about life Thats why they call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. In our lives we come across many ups and downs. - Cynthia Nelms 86.

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. Murphys Laws Enough research will tend to. Sarcastic Quotes On Life Facts 85.

Lifes good you should get one Sarcastic Quotes about life No you dont have to repeat yourself. Funny sarcastic quotes about life. Life is like a roller coaster and Im about to throw up Anonymous.

I may look calm but in my mind Ive killed you three times. Come here you big beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much were going to get done today. Sarcastic Quotes About Life Lessons.

I was ignoring you the first time. Its a weird funny and some people dont get me and some people do Millie Bobby Brown. - Alan Dundes 87.

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